What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Randomize
