I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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