better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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