so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish you could order shots online.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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