I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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