i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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