You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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