we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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