WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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