my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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