Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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