There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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