Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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