look no pants
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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