I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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