i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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