On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial