it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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