It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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