i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
sex in a hospital.. check
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
