Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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