But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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