Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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