sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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