Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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