I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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