we're blogging at a bar
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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