So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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