I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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