just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Life without a bra equals bliss.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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