I skipped work to stalk him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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