I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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