i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
