Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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