Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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