He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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