they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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