Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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