Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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