Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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