We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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