Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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