She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
pop tarts are not kleenex
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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