U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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