clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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