Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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