You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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