how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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