having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize