just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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