where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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