I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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