margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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