then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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