i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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