I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Quick, to the slutcave!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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